Thoughts by Woody Allen

Thoughts by Woody Allen:

Popular Thoughts by Woody Allen:- Woody Allen arises as a famous comedian at the age of 15. His jokes written in a local paper earn him about $200 per week, big an amount for a teenager. Nevertheless, this was only the opening of a new success story. Comedian, musician, author, playwright, musician and an actor: there’s nothing that Allen can’t achieve?

He is the guy who made harangue and stand-up comedy more popular than common jokes. Comedy Central grades him fourth on the list of ‘100 Greatest Stand-Up Comedians of all Times’. After become proficient comical comedies, he change course to European art cinema and New Hollywood. He’s famous for his acts in ‘Hanna and her sisters’, ‘Match Point’, ‘The Purple Rose of Cairo’, ‘Annie Hall’ and ‘Stardust Memories’.

Orson Welles Thoughts Is all about visualization of Woody Allen good work. Today, he’s the self-respect owner of nine British institute of Film and TV awards and four institute Awards. He was acknowledged for his funniest screenplays and Hollywood interpreter Roger Ebert describes him as the true wealth of Western cinema.

Though his perception and style hasn’t altered in last few years, he continues to motivate us with his outlooks on filmmaking, arts and humor. Thoughts4ever compiled a few of Woody Allen’s best thoughts; few of them come from his movies, while other Positive Thoughts have been curated from his regular life. Nearly all of these Woody Allen thoughts have to do with sex, death, or God, which are three of Allen’s favorite topics.

 

Woody Allen Thoughts/Quotes on Children

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He’s a politician. That’s a notch below child molester.


The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.


Humorists always sit at the children’s table.


I feel about New York as a child whose father is a bank robber. Not perfect, but I still love him.

Woody Allen Thoughts/Quotes on Comedy

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.


I’m very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.


I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it’s fantastic.


Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano.

Woody Allen Thoughts/Quotes on Concentration

Life is like a concentration camp… you can’t leave without dying.


Life is a concentration camp. You’re stuck here and there’s no way out
and you can only rage impotently against your persecutors.

Woody Allen Thoughts/Quotes on Drama

Drama, it would be as if you wrote some poetry. You’d run the risk of being embarrassed if people read
it, because you’re pouring your heart out and you’re not mitigating it with any humor or anything.


Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like
a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.


The comedies are not a million laughs on the set. Its business and the dramas are business
as well, really. When I’m writing it I struggle more with drama because I started out in comedy.


You make films whether they’re dramas or comedies about neurotic people. Flawed people.
Interesting personality traits. To make them about calm, stable untroubled people isn’t interesting.

Woody Allen Thoughts/Quotes on Film

If my films make one more person miserable, I’ll feel I have done my job.


If my films don’t show a profit, I know I’m doing something right.


People think I’m an artist because my films lose money.


My films are therapy for my debilitating depression. In institutions people weave baskets. I make films.

Funny Thoughts/Quotes by Woody Allen

You’ll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.


I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it’s fantastic.


Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.


If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

Woody Allen Thoughts/Quotes on Giving

You’ll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.


I’m giving [my analyst] one more year–then I’m going to Lourdes.


For some reason it gives people pleasure to equate the life
of certain movie actors or actresses with their actual lives.


If you don’t have fun doing the film, then the results of the film will never give you any fun.

Hilarious Thoughts/Quotes by Woody Allen

I’m afraid of the dark,and suspicious of the light.


Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.


Eternity is really long, especially near the end.


Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, ‘Be fruitful and multiply,’ but not in those words.

Inspirational Thoughts/Quotes by Woody Allen

I am not afraid of death. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.


Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.


I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.


What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

Woody Allen Thoughts/Quotes on Philosophy

A general philosophy of the female characters in my films is
they all want something to believe in, and not having anything.


If it turns out that there is a God…the worst that you can
say about him is that basically he’s an underachiever.


My ex-wife was a philosophy major at NYU. Yeah, she and I used to have
deep philosophical discussions where she would prove that I didn’t exist.


The great question of philosophy remains: If life is meaningless, what can be done about alphabet soup?

Woody Allen Thoughts/Quotes on Reality

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.


I am not afraid of death. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.


Cynicism is reality with an alternate spelling.


His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

Woody Allen Thoughts/Quotes on Success

History is the same thing over and over again.


Eighty percent of success is showing up.


My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.

Woody Allen Thoughts/Quotes on Time

Most of the time I don’t have much fun. The rest of the time I don’t have any fun at all.


Time is nature’s way of keeping everything from happening at once.


Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.

Woody Allen Thoughts/Quotes on Winning

Life is full of moments that are good – winning a lottery, seeing a beautiful woman,
a great dinner – but the whole thing is tragic. It’s an oasis that is very pleasant.


I don’t believe in competition for artistic things. I just like the atmosphere
of the Cannes festival. I don’t want to win anything or lose anything.


You’ll find as you go through life that great depth and smoldering sensuality don’t always win.


I have no regard for that kind of ceremony. I just don’t think they know what they’re doing. When you
see who wins those things-or who doesn’t win them-you can see how meaningless this Oscar thing is.

Woody Allen Thoughts/Quotes on Writing

It’s all through the actors; I cannot write in that idiom.


Sentence structure is innate, but whining is acquired.


It’s a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to.


If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative.